Self-Hindrance

Enjoy 2025 with the world’s worst life coach! Bin the gym, drink your way through “Wet January”, re-clutter your home, master a million timewasting tips, and go “From 5k to Couch” in this hilarious parody of self-help.

Cuthbert Huntsman is a bankrupt barfly and accidental social media star who thinks positive thinking is for losers. His procrastination tips, ingratitude lists, and productivity cuts will help you thrive in 2025. If you want to cut your alcohol consumption through drugs, ask for a raise with a Kalashnikov, or improve your work-life balance by going on welfare, Cuthbert is your man.

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