Mystery Meat

Some legends are born. Some are made. And some… just want to make rent.

Kicked out of the SEALs. Fired by the FBI. Blacklisted by every hostage rescue team in the English-speaking world, and a few that speak Tagalog. If you’re Gladys (he hates that name) Bucephalus (that one, too) Becker, that only leaves one career path: driving a promotional vehicle shaped like a canned ham.

But keeping that job isn’t as easy as it sounds, especially when customers start dropping dead after enjoying his employer’s beloved Premium Ham in Spicy Herbs (PHiSH). Beneath his threadbare company jacket, Becker is a former elite agent with a knack for finding trouble. Unfortunately, he’s also a sexist pig with the emotional range of a carrot and a hobby that involves counting literal sheep. But this time, he might be in over his head.

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