I Eat Mushrooms For Breakfast

A heist gone south, an abandoned space colony, and a hungover space pirate facing off against fungal monstrosities, while trying not to lose his breakfast.

Mark dreams of becoming a hero, a Star Sailor, cruising across the galaxy, saving colonists, and giving rogue aliens what for. All he needs is a little cash to pay for the training, so when he gets the offer of a lifetime, he jumps at the chance.

A luxury hotel yacht. A group of wealthy executives. A quick score. What could possibly go wrong?

But when the yacht suddenly self-destructs, Mark’s only option is to take an escape pod to a nearby colony planet, along with the guests and crew he just tried to rob. Awkward…

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