Today’s Book of the Day is a Womens Fiction novel by Amazon bestselling author Gerald Hansen and it’s 75% off for a limited time. Best Served Frozen has a 5.0 star rating and is on sale for only 99 cents – save $3!
“OMG, Gerald Hansen has done it again!! Hilarious, I could not put it down!! The Floods are at it again … Can’t wait to see what the next generation brings, look out world!” Alice – Amazon Reviewer
Best Served Frozen
by Gerald Hansen
Rating: 5.0 Stars
Genre: Womens Fiction
Price: $0.99 save $3
Amazon Bestselling Author
Revenge may be a dish best served cold, but hardened mother of seven Fionnuala Flood plans on serving hers up frozen. Or so she thinks.
The bells are ringing out in Derry, Northern Ireland, as the dirt-poor Floods and the rich and entitled Riddells prepare for the pairing in matrimony of their families and a bridging of the gap between the two sniping communities. But some are not best pleased, and it might be more a case of For Whom The Bell Tolls.
What is the price to be paid for a mother’s love? For daughter Dymphna and son Lorcan, dangerously high. Fionnuala is already furious Dymphna has put her arch nemesis, Ursula Barnett, on the wedding list. Then beloved son Lorcan, fresh out of prison, announces he’s emigrating to the USA. He’ll get there. Unless Fionnuala gets her way.
In Wisconsin, Ursula and husband Jed will find a trip to Derry difficult, as Jed’s gambling has them teetering on the brink of bankruptcy. The last chance to save their floundering beef jerky business will be to appear on Attack of the Killer Investors! But Fionnuala has ripped up their invitation, in any event. When they hear shocking news of Dymphna’s death, getting the investment from the TV show is essential.
Throw in a rabble of geriatric religious fanatics, poisonous ham hocks, an X-rated wedding cake, a gown from Hell, mix with rivers of drink, intolerance, jealousy and shame, and you have Best Served Frozen, a rip-roaring tale jam-packed with dark humor.
And, as an exciting holiday special, ALL of Gerald Hansen’s books will be on sale–today only–for 99 cents! Get them now!
Here’s what the reviewers have to say:
Hansen returns will the no-holds-barred, darkly hilarious Best Served Frozen. Fionnuala Flood is as terrible as ever and I loved every minute of her vulgarity. I hope this is not the end of the series, but if it is, he went out with a BANG! Highly recommended, I could not put it down.
I soooo enjoyed reading this book! Anyone who enjoys a comedic read will love this. I seriously couldn’t put this book down and was laughing out loud when I read it on the subway (those around me kept asking what I was reading!).
Very entertaining book, the characters are vivid with a perfect amount of dark humor. Could not put the book down, read it in one day. Will keep an eye out for any continuations of this series.
Gerald Hansen puts together a farcical web of underhanded antics that will make you grateful for the family you have, no matter how outrageous your own clan and how much your annual psychotherapy bill runs as a result. As usual, Best Served Frozen is brilliantly written, skillfully structured, and spontaneous-spittle-eruptingly funny, hysterical surprises at every turn.
I’d love to tell you all the amazing and shocking things that are part of the subplots, but if someone had told me them before I read the book, it would have spoiled the fun. Needless to say, there are laughs on nearly every page, if not all. Another heartily recommended read.
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About The Author
Bestselling author Gerald Hansen lived for years in his mother’s hometown of Derry, Northern Ireland and attended Dublin City University. As a Navy brat, he grew up in California, Thailand, London, Iceland and Germany. His debut novel, An Embarrassment of Riches was an Amazon Breakthrough Novel semifinalist in 2010, Hand In The Till came out in 2011, Fleeing The Jurisdiction in 2012, and Best Served Frozen in 2014. Static Cling was released 2015. Gerald now lives in New York City.
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